Benedict Cumberbatch was in mid-monologue, holding forth on the dangers of the surveillance society, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was meant to be promoting his latest movie, whatever that was (he has been in a lot of them lately). He talks superfast, so that when he paused, the effect was of a train driver slamming on the emergency brakes. “Why does anyone want to know my opinions?” he asked. “I’m not interested in reading my opinions.” (x x)
I am so hungover
Oh, Benedict.This will NEVER not be absolutely freaking H I L A R I O U S.
Never not reblog the neutron cream.
"There are, occasionally, people who tweet at me to tell me that I’m not as sexy as Ichabod. So, there’s no way it can never go into my head. They say, ‘Ichabod’s very sexy. Tom Mison is not.’ I’m very sorry about that." [x]
I pay my own phone bill and cook my own meals and I just took out my own health insurance but I still feel like a kid and I don’t think i’ll ever stop feeling like a kid
Rami Kadi III
these are dresses for a wicked stepmother, which is not something i wanted to be until i realized they had a uniform like this.